| Management number | 238746024 | Release Date | 2026/07/11 | List Price | $4.00 | Model Number | 238746024 | ||
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<p><b>BLACKMONEY 3 - <i>Is this the end?</i></b></p><p>(<i>Spoiler: it's not. Unless you stop reading.</i>)</p><p> <b>WARNING: </b></p><ul><li><p>May cause spontaneous wealth or spontaneous combustion.</p></li><li><p>Not suitable for goats, tax inspectors, or anyone who takes life too seriously.</p></li><li><p>Contains zero nutritional value and 100% questionable advice.</p></li><li><p>Side effects include sudden soup cravings, talking to boats, and building a criminal empire by accident.</p></li></ul><p><b>Congratulations.</b><br>You made it to Book Three. That either means you're a genius... or you've completely lost control of your life. Either way, welcome back.</p><p>In this final (?) part of the <i>Blackmoney</i> trilogy, you'll discover: </p><ul><li><p>The final step to becoming a millionaire using only a brain cell, a saucepan, and brute denial.</p></li><li><p>Shocking truths about business, the universe, and how Aurora (the AI sidekick) might be plotting to replace you.</p></li><li><p>Time loops, bad metaphors, suspicious transactions, and a goat named Kevin.</p></li><li><p>Deep thoughts you didn't ask for, followed by fart jokes you totally did.</p></li></ul><p> <b>Contains traces of: </b></p><ul><li><p>Reverse psychology</p></li><li><p>Toxic wisdom</p></li><li><p>Aggressively mediocre business plans</p></li><li><p>Possibly sentient soup</p></li></ul><p><br>What's inside?</p><ul><li><p>Tips that may or may not be legal depending on your country</p></li><li><p>999 ways to fake confidence (step one: sunglasses)</p></li><li><p>Financial insights stolen from fortune cookies</p></li><li><p>A page that literally just says "buy more garlic"</p></li><li><p>Emotional support llama (imaginary, but comforting)</p></li><li><p>A blueprint for success that involves duct tape and betrayal</p></li></ul><p><br> Legal stuff we were forced to add: </p><ul><li><p>No actual millionaires were harmed in the making of this book.</p></li><li><p>Not affiliated with any financial institution (thank God).</p></li><li><p>May be monitored by the FBI, IRS, or your mom.</p></li><li><p>Aurora denies all responsibility for what</p></li></ul>
| Book format | Paperback |
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| Fiction/nonfiction | Non-Fiction |
| Genre | Art, Music, and Photography |
| Publication date | June, 2025 |
| Pages | 50 |
| Subgenre | Comedy |
| Series title | The Blackmoney Trilogy |
| Number in series | 3 |
| Edition | 1 |
| Publisher | Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp |
| Original languages | English |
| Language | English |
| Is collectible | N |
| Character | Aurora |
| Binding type | Perfect Binding |
| Retail packaging | Single Piece |
| Assembled product dimensions (l x w x h) | 5.00 x 0.10 x 8.00 in |
| Assembled product weight | 0.13 lb |
| Bisac subject heading | Performing Arts |
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